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alana-riley replied to your post: the only things i look for in a man are hairy… omg those are the perfect kind of men  help me find one
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drackiszunk replied to your post: the only things i look for in a man are hairy… I’m straight but I qualify somewhat :/ ha ha.  
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the only things i look for in a man are hairy chests and dark facial hair if you have those things and are chubby please contact me immediately 
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dillons-eyebrows: if you love kim k then get the f out of here  you get it :’) much love baby~*
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tltty: if you have a hairy chest pLEASE don’t wear a v-neck this has been a psa youre wrong
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Nobody: American accents are such a turn on.
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Listeni like dis
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famousforbeingfamous replied to your photo: sucks to suck iconic  
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cybergay: I TALK REALLY LOW AND EVERYONE YELLS AT ME AND SAYS IM MUMBLING LIKE my dad says “max ur really mumbling something serious today” like every day
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teenporno replied to your photo: a constant dilemma Ohnmygood ur last name is funnier than mine omg that’s impossible  whats yours ogm
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canadumb replied to your photo: a constant dilemma your last name is dorito  jealousy is a disease get well soon
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cybergay: everytime a man engages in masturbation and man spills his seed HE IS MURDERING LIFE AND AN ABOMINATION IN THE NAME OF THE LORD 
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i hate when you find somebody cute on okcupid but it says theyre looking for casual sex slut
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eitb replied to your post: its 98 degrees outside rn it’s like 70 here and i’m in brazil   how
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Anonymous asked: omfg did you love your picture?
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Listenan addition to the list of songs that are about me
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its 98 degrees outside rn
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boyslut: oh my god 
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threepac: HE BURNT MY SHAKE
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